Dear Craigslist Users,
I got hooked on craigslist when I found out about missed connections. I think it is both hysterical and romantic to read about someone who has just experienced love at first sight in the express line at Wal-mart or simply waiting at a red light. Since then, Craigslist has sucked me in so that I religiously check the following categories biweekly: strictly platonic, men seeking women, rants and raves, furniture, free(!), housing, and ETC under jobs (just for kicks).
I find myself cringing at each personal ad and thought I would offer those men who are seeking women, some advice. Because trust me, you need it. Rule #1: Do not under any circumstance refer to a woman as a “lady.” Ladies are old. They wear collared dresses, bake casseroles and use hairspray in their bangs. You know that mother from the Duggars? She’s a lady. I highly doubt the majority of you are looking for this type of woman. Rule #2: Never say you are looking for “Miss Perfect.” How could anyone possibly live up to this standard? It is completely intimidating and will turn all women away because no one thinks they are perfect. If anything, you should write “tolerant of some physical flaws such as lazy eyes and minor muffin tops.” It would probably get you more action. Rule #3 Don’t use abbreviations. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think everyone is familiar with these personal ad acronyms. For example, “Looking for LT FWB.” It took me a good five minutes to realize this probably means “long term friend with benefits” not “long term funny white boy.” These two possibilities could result in two very different men. I hope this helps.
Your lady,
a perfect SWF
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